Happy Mother's Day
Sweet beans in a basket! Michelle Duggar is pregnant AGAIN...for real. Her youngest is like, nine months old-you do the math. I always would lie to Jon at the six-week check up. Jon would have the appointment day circled on the calendar with bright red marker with hearts next to it. He read the baby books, he knew we could do the hibbity-dibbity at the six week mark, but I would come home from the appointment all bleary eyed and gunked up in the good girl area and tell him that the midwife thought that we should wait another couple of months maybe even years.
Okay, not really but you get the idea.
I like how Michelle just all nonchalantly drops the bomb on the kids. Poor Josh Duggar, he looks like he's about to tip over. I think he was thinking, "could.you.just.stop.humping.for.one.darn.month.already.". I am not a mind reader, but I think that is what he was thinking. It was that or he threw up in his mouth a little bit.
I am a bit in awe. There is a part of me that wouldn't mind another kid or two, but there is the sane part of me that realizes that three is enough. I can't even remember the three kids names and sometimes I can't sleep thinking about college, prom dresses, weddings and sneakers. I can't imagine anymore.
I think it would be so, so very awesome to observe the family for a day and see what goes down. Maybe I could learn something or at the very least Jim-Bob put some moves on Michelle.
Holy F***!!! Do you think he even knows that are having sex, it has to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!!!!!!!!!! I am a little jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: nichole | May 10, 2008 at 10:02 PM
ARE THEY NUTS? :p
For one, HOW DO THEY AFFORD THIS? :p
Second: They have to PLAN one-on-one time with mom?
Sick sick sick.
Birth control. Get some. :)
Poor Josh. "wow...wow...wow"
Posted by: Mel | May 11, 2008 at 08:09 AM
"Mom, I can't find my ritalin. Can I borrow some of your prozac?"
Posted by: qweirdutah | May 11, 2008 at 09:54 PM
I know how they can afford it--they have sold their souls to the Discovery Channel. Last week I found their family website, which was slathered in advertisements and claimed to have had over 1 million hits. This week, the url goes to the Dicovery Channel website where you can vote on what you think they should name the next baby, read "fun" facts (more like "scary"), etc. It's mindblowing that they are making a career out of giving birth to a football team, but they are well on their way.
Posted by: Burgh Baby | May 12, 2008 at 06:27 AM
Holy crap! I cannot even imagine having that many kids.
Another way they afford it: they call their home a church, so they don't have to pay taxes.
I try not to judge, to each their own!, but I really don't think it's good for the kids.
Posted by: Allison | May 12, 2008 at 10:55 AM
I watched a few of the reality show thingies about that family, and they sort of freak me out. I mean, at some point, you cross the line from being a Big Happy Family to being more like a boarding school or something!
Posted by: Nicki | May 13, 2008 at 08:19 AM
I watched a few of the reality show thingies about that family, and they sort of freak me out. I mean, at some point, you cross the line from being a Big Happy Family to being more like a boarding school or something!
Posted by: Nicki | May 13, 2008 at 08:19 AM
What happens if her insides fall out? I'm just wondering
Posted by: Annie | May 13, 2008 at 08:25 PM