Death becomes me
Hi. I am blogging from my deathbed, I kid you not. I started to feel crappy on Saturday and by Sunday death had settled in and now it is Wednesday and I am still dying.
I actually worked all weekend and Monday. I took one for the team, although by Monday night I was pretty disgusting and didn't even wear makeup to work. I ALWAYS wear makeup to work. You know I was dying. I was hesitant to go to an actual doctor because maybe I did just have a cold and I was being a big baby. I also didn't want to get on the scale. I have also discovered that I have a fear of waiting rooms and the germs they breed. I had to go today because I could not breathe.
I have bronchitis and I am a big baby because all I want to do is lay in bed, watch Fox News and cry over the economy.
I cry a lot just so you know. I also look to anyone (other than my husband because he is all gloom and doom) for reassurance that the world isn't going to suddenly end and we are all going to be re-living the Great Depression. I loved the movie Annie and all but I am too old to go to an orphanage and be adopted by Albert Finney. I won't even mention that my kids wouldn't last a minute with Miss Hannigan.
This shit does not help my wheezing.
My dog also has a super case of doggie diarrhea which makes me sad to no end. She has pooped in my garage. She has pooped in her cage. There are poop puddles in my backyard.
The economy. My Plague. Dog Poop. Oh, and Joey broke his glasses. Shoot me now please.
argh, bronchitis is THE WORST. I hope you get better soon!!!!
Posted by: Jen | October 01, 2008 at 01:07 PM
I know how everything seems a hundred times worse when you're sick... I hope you feel better soon! :(
Posted by: Melissa | October 01, 2008 at 07:11 PM
I hear ya sister!!! Sami and I are sick too!! with that nasty chest cold!!! hope you feel better soon!!
Posted by: Nichole | October 01, 2008 at 09:19 PM
Wait you get your news from Fox? Now I really feel sad for you. I feel ya though. I've had a chest cold for 2 weeks. I also cried over the economy. I am thinking of selling the kids. Make a little extra cash.
Feel better soon! Oh and get rid of your dog!
Posted by: Rachael | October 02, 2008 at 07:29 AM